Wrongboy’s History of Earth
 
 
 
 
A SHORT PLAY ABOUT BOOK BUYING …at the shops. ——–Hey Shopkeeper! ——–I’m not a shop keeper, I just happen to work in a bookshop. ——–Hey bookshop employee! ——–Hey Kids! …How You Doing? ——–We’re fine thanks. We would like to buy a book please. ——–Okay. What’s the title? ——–it’s WRONGBOY”S HISTORY OF EARTH! ——–Pardon? ——–it’s WRONGBOY”S HISTORY OF EARTH! ——–Wrangleby’s book of what? ——–it’s WRONGBOY”S HISTORY OF EARTH! ——–Double U…AR…OH…EN….? ——–it’s WRONGBOY”S HISTORY OF EARTH! ——–Okay…I’ll look it up on the computer……..No it’s not here, do you have an ISBN number? ——–Yes. It’s ISBN 0744586445 ——–Oh yes, here it is, under children’s books. ——–It’s NOT a children’s book. It’s a Very Important scientific primer for Executive Mammals. ——–oh. ——–And we’d like to buy 8,000 copies please. ——–oh… ok.
This is the book that I wrote. It was published by Walker Books and has sold over 4,500 copies. (Which is more than David Blunkett’s autobiography but not as many as The Da Vinci Code) *if you would like to buy it, please go to Amazon by clicking here http://www.amazon.co.uk/Wrongboys-History-Earth-William-Bishop-Stephens/dp/0744586445shapeimage_7_link_0
a dizzying array of extracts can be seen below...
to download the entire first chapter click WrongboyHOE.pdfhttp://www.animocity.co.uk/wrongboy.com/WrongboyHOE.pdfshapeimage_11_link_0